First off, yes, a "To-Not-Do List" is a real thing. It's everything I know I don't want to do. Some people may disagree with me having this type of list but my "To-Do List" is so cumbersome, I like to know that there are things I don't have to do. It helps keep me from feeling overwhelmed.
That being said, I will never sky-dive. I can barely handle when the elevator goes too fast. Why would I ever want to sky-dive???
I will never allow my children to own reptiles or amphibians. Animals that can't be cuddled with should not be pets.
I will never take a cruise. Have any of you seen the movie Poseidon???
I will never take a safari or a jungle adventure. I hate heat, humidity, and bugs the size of my head.
I will never, under my own free will, go to a haunted house, corn maze, hospital, or any other stupid halloween event designed for the sole purpose of scaring the bejesus out of me. No. No. No.
Love you.
Mean it.
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