Saturday, September 5, 2015

Questions from Inside the Actors Studio.

Have you ever seen Inside the Actors Studio?
At the end of every interview, there is a series of questions asked.
It's 10 questions based upon the Proust Questionnaire, which had more than 10 questions. I may answer all of those questions later.
But for now, I'll settle with the basic 10 questions.
  1. What is your favorite word?
    1. Liquor. But not for the reasons you may think. Just for how it sounds. It sounds beautiful.
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    1. Creamer. 
  3. What turns you on?
    1. Intelligence, a sense of humor, beards. 
  4. What turns you off?
    1. Cruelty. 
  5. What sound or noise do you love?
    1. The laughter of a baby or child.
  6. What sound or noise do you hate?
    1. An alarm clock.
  7. What is your favorite curse word?
    1. Goddamitsomuch!
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? 
    1. Executive assistant, midwife or mortician. 
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    1. Slaughter house.
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    1. Ha! Told you I was real, bitch! Anyway, get the fuck in here. 
Love you.
Mean it. 


Monday, March 9, 2015

I could never love you more

It was late.
Both of us were in my bed.
My dog was asleep at out feet.
We were watching YouTube videos,
mostly John & Hank Green talking to each other.
I laughed at some joke
and I looked at you.
You were asleep,
but I could feel your heartbeat
in our clenched hands,
gripping so hard,
like our lives depended on it.
I knew then,
I could never love you more.

Love you.
Mean it.