Gus: Any sex appeal?
Kelly: If you like empowered women who look somewhat like Slavic gymnasts who could kick your ass, then yes. Lots.
Gus: Empowered women? Slavic I could deal with. Violent, meh. But empowered? That’s taking it one step too far. I prefer my women well subjugated.
Kelly: Remind me to punch you in the neck next time I see you.
Gus: Ahhh! They’re rubbing off on you! Quick! Read some BoM! Do some dishes! Put on a 50s outfit. This calls for desperate measures.
Kelly: Hahahaha. I used to have a very sexy 50s dress but it got lost in the move, along with three other very sexy dresses.
Gus: Hmmm...A sexy 50s dress? Good...Objectification is a step in the right direction. Empowered women... *Shudder*
Kelly: *Neck punch via text!*
Gus: Ouch! You know, I’m glad you’re my friend. I’m glad we talk. ... Even if you aren’t the perfect picture of feminine subservience.
Kelly: I’m glad you’re my friend & we talk too, even though you’re an effeminate chauvinist.
Gus: Effeminate? WTF? Me? I’m the quintessential model of machismo and masculinity. Dangerous. Intimidating. Dripping with testosterone. *Strikes manly pose.*
Kelly: Let’s face it, honey. If you’re macho manly, then I’m dainty, delicate, submissive, and stupid.
Gus: Hey! I’m manly! What are you implying, Miss Cannon? Just cause I occasionally indulge in breaking gender boundaries doesn’t mean I can’t be macho too. *pout*
Kelly: Manly men don’t pout. Point Kelly.
Gus: Uh... I meant to write... *Punt!* Like football. Manly men, uh, play football.
Kelly: Kelly: 1 Gus: 0
Gus: Empowered women? Slavic I could deal with. Violent, meh. But empowered? That’s taking it one step too far. I prefer my women well subjugated.
Kelly: Remind me to punch you in the neck next time I see you.
Gus: Ahhh! They’re rubbing off on you! Quick! Read some BoM! Do some dishes! Put on a 50s outfit. This calls for desperate measures.
Kelly: Hahahaha. I used to have a very sexy 50s dress but it got lost in the move, along with three other very sexy dresses.
Gus: Hmmm...A sexy 50s dress? Good...Objectification is a step in the right direction. Empowered women... *Shudder*
Kelly: *Neck punch via text!*
Gus: Ouch! You know, I’m glad you’re my friend. I’m glad we talk. ... Even if you aren’t the perfect picture of feminine subservience.
Kelly: I’m glad you’re my friend & we talk too, even though you’re an effeminate chauvinist.
Gus: Effeminate? WTF? Me? I’m the quintessential model of machismo and masculinity. Dangerous. Intimidating. Dripping with testosterone. *Strikes manly pose.*
Kelly: Let’s face it, honey. If you’re macho manly, then I’m dainty, delicate, submissive, and stupid.
Gus: Hey! I’m manly! What are you implying, Miss Cannon? Just cause I occasionally indulge in breaking gender boundaries doesn’t mean I can’t be macho too. *pout*
Kelly: Manly men don’t pout. Point Kelly.
Gus: Uh... I meant to write... *Punt!* Like football. Manly men, uh, play football.
Kelly: Kelly: 1 Gus: 0
Love you.
Mean it.
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